We Never Talk About My Brother by Peter S. Beagle

We Never Talk About My Brother
Peter S. Beagle
Tachyon Publications, 2009
U.S. trade paperback, first edition
ISBN 978-1-892391-83-4
256 pages; $14.95

I’ve loved Peter Beagle’s work ever since I read A Fine and Private Place when I was still wet behind the ears. I still don’t know why it was that novel rather than his better known and far more popular The Last Unicorn that caught my imagination; perhaps it was because I was such an introverted teenager that the idea of the dead conversing in a graveyard was unreasonably appealing to me. Certainly it was one of the first novels of contemporary fantasy I read, and led me to The Folk of the Air, The Innkeeper's Song, and over the years to all of Beagle’s stories.

This year Tachyon Publications brings us We Never Talk About My Brother, a collection of ten of Beagle’s recent stories. Eight were previously published from 2007 through 2009, demonstrating that Beagle has been as productive in his late 60s as he was at the age of 19, when he wrote A Fine and Private Place. Certainly his late work shows a mature intellect and imagination, as well as a perspective on his youth, that flavors his fiction with nostalgia, regret and a deep appreciation for life.

The title story is told by the narrator to a reporter who comes searching for news about the narrator’s brother, who used to be a famous news anchor. Esau Robbins, the news anchor, disappeared entirely from the scene years before, and his brother Jacob knows why, and is willing to tell the story. It seems that Esau didn’t exactly report the news; he made it. He made it by reporting it. He was a sort of Angel of Death, telling tales of horrible doings and thereby causing them to be done. How does one stop such a man? Jacob figures it out, and thereby hangs his tale.

“We Never Talk About My Brother” is a sharp, tight story, but for my taste, “Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel” shows a lot more of that mature intellect and imagination that I spoke of earlier. Beagle states in his introduction that the story is one of only a few he has told that draws specifically from his New York Jewish childhood, and it makes me long for a memoir tinged with fantasy from him. This story is about an angel who comes to pose for his Uncle Chaim, who is an artist. The angel simply shows up one day and announces that she is his only model now – and a great model she proves to be, too, able to hold a pose seemingly forever. But there are a few problems. For one thing, almost no one else can see the angel except in Chaim’s paintings (though the young narrator of the tale can). For another, there’s something just plain weird about this particular angel. We find out what that weirdness is, and experience an unusual act of kindness and bravery, in the climax to this gentle, lovely story.

I’d come across “The Last and Only, or, Mr. Moscowitz Becomes French” before in Eclipse One (2007), an original anthology of science fiction and fantasy edited by Jonathan Strahan. (That anthology is not available through Amazon for reasons I can’t fathom, but it appears to be available through the publisher’s website – and if you should go there, you’ll find that Night Shade Books offers all kinds of goodies including Eclipse Two.) It’s about a Jewish American man who slowly becomes French after visiting France on his honeymoon. He loses his ability to speak or read English, becomes very rude to those who speak (or attempt to speak) French with accents of which he doesn’t approve, and, ultimately, becomes more French than the French themselves. It’s a strange story that should be simply funny, but is ultimately melancholy.

I loved “Spook,” about a duel by bad poetry. Beagle says in his introduction that he can’t wait to record the audiobook version, and I can certainly see why. I don’t think I’ve ever read worse poetry in my lifetime, and I say that as someone who wrote sad, sad poetry about unrequited love at the age of 16 and read it again at the age of 40. I hope very much never to have to read the poetry of Theophilus Julius Henry Marzials ever again (sample lines: “And the shrill wind whines in the thin tree-top/Flop, plop/A curse on him”).

“Chandail” is set in the universe of The Innkeeper's Song, and is about Lal’s encounter with one of that species. It is an accomplished story that first appeared in Salon Fantastique: Fifteen Original Tales of Fantasy. That’s another collection you shouldn’t miss. I reviewed it in detail here.

“By Moonlight” is a conversation between a highwayman and a preacher who was once Titania’s lover, and seeks to be once again. “King Pelles the Sure” is an antiwar tale about a king “who dreamed of war,” and thought he could have just a little, manageable one, just big enough to ensure that he would be remembered as a hero; “Nobody is every remembered for living out a dull, placid, uneventful life,” he complains. He comes to rue those words. “The Unicorn Tapestries” is a poetry cycle about the tapestries hanging in The Cloisters in Manhattan’s Fort Tryon Park. “The Stickball Witch” is a slight story about children playing on the streets of the Bronx, and their adventure one fine day with the neighborhood witch – or at least the poor immigrant widow in the neighborhood that they all feared, for some unknown reason (that is, unknown even to them). “The Tale of Junko and Sayuri” is my least favorite story in the book, about a man who works his way up in a Japanese court with the help of his mysterious wife. I was not convinced by the setting or the characters, and nothing about the tale spoke to me of Japan; it could as easily have been set in England if the names were different. Perhaps I like my Eastern mysticism to be a bit more mystical, but this story just fell flat for me.

This is one of those collections that I read nearly straight through, barely pausing to set the book down. Many single author collections tend to have much of a sameness about them, I have discovered, and suffer from that sort of reading. Not Beagle; not this collection. The stories are varied in theme and tone, though alike in craftsmanship.

This slim volume is not only worth reading, but worth adding to your library, for you are likely to find yourself returning to these stories again and again. If you are a reader, you will find sheer pleasure in them on each rereading. If you are a writer, you will explore them to find out just how Beagle does it. He is one of the most able writers of the fantasy short story working today.

Thanks for the suggestion.

I'm not sure if it's lame to comment on something you wrote a month ago, but I picked this up the other day at your suggestion.

Perhaps I'll be even lamer and let you know what my thoughts are whenever this book is on top of the stack. It could be awhile. The stack of to-be-read books is getting out of control. It seems easier to acquire a new book to read than it does to finish all the old ones I haven't gotten to.

No lameness!

That's why there are archives -- so people can go back and read reviews that I wrote whenever and get the books. You'll have noticed that I don't exactly stick to reviewing only new books; I review whatever I've read. So why shouldn't you do the same thing? Sort of.

Anyway, hope you like the Beagle. And I know what you mean about those stacks; I have two piles by my night table, one pile on my night table, and two rows in my study, all of which are the "read next" books. And that doesn't even take into account the fact that I have shelves and shelves and shelves of books collected over the years that I haven't read yet. Why isn't there more time to read?!

Shame on me.

I'm just now getting around to this and I'm kicking myself for waiting so long to start reading it. This would be tied with Michael Swanwick's The Dog said Bow-Wow for my personal favorite short collection read this year.

They weren't all my favorite but there was no a single story included that I didn't like. This book has actually prompted me to read/buy more short stories by Beagle.

Great short stories

Beagle is a very, very fine short story writer -- I think his short stories are probably better than this novels, and I say that as one who loves his novels.

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